Intent to kill.

What's my suprise?
It's a dildo.
Does it have batteries?
A dildo doesn't vibrate you loser!
No, I'm so cheap ass if you want that I'm just going to use my finger.

They look really fat but it's just because they're so buff.
What's your excuse?

Hmm...I need to re-examine the airplane hanger.
That's why we say you're my gyno, so it's not suspicious.
I'm sure the 23947325734923 times I've examined you isn't suspicious. I'm a frequent flyer.
My hanger has extremely bad chlamydia, it's not suspicious at all.
I would know, I gave it to you.

I still haven't told her. *sigh*

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